the deep connection between dog butts and comments

i already wrote tonight, but then i went and read all of the comments (something i didn't really realize i had) i feel completely spoiled to have people encouraging my every word. iwas talking to a friend on the phone earlier, and during our deep and serious discussion, i realized, if i were a dog, i would be a golden retriever. i'd work best with positive reinforcement, and be happy to fetch sticks for anyone who told me i was a good dog. i guess that would make me coco. if coco read my comments, his whole brown butt would be wagging.