Thank you so much for letting me use your Netflix account, please feel free to kick me off anytime.
My friend Brandon told me a few years ago (while he and Natalia were living here) that
his friend had been part of a research study at BYU that discovered that fresh garlic, within an hour of being crushed, is a more effective anti-bacterial than penicillin. (If you want better references than that, I'll have to ask him for more details.)
I've had this swimmers ear infection for almost 42 hours. I've been resting, drinking fluids, applying lavender and clove and rosemary and eucalyptus essential oils about every hour topically and also down my throat to prevent the spread of infection into my throat. I've been managing the pain with ibuprofen and Safeway brand acetaminophen based pain reliever. Taking hot hot showers and icing my face. I'm really trying to avoid antibiotics, because I feel pretty crummy in my tummy for a few weeks every time I take them. (The last time I had antibiotics was a couple of years ago and I am very grateful to have had them.)
Despite my efforts, the swelling was slowly getting bigger and though I was avoiding developing a sore throat, it was slowly pushing my jaw to the right. That's super annoying when you'd really like to eat solid foods. Feeling crummy, with none of my food plans quite working out, Jacob and I treated ourselves to some hot and delicious Thai coconut soup. I couldn't even chew the rice. I put it in the Vitamix. Gross. don't ever do that, at least not with the rice.
When I thought I had failed at recovery at self healing and was preparing myself emotionally to head to the emergency room, (9 o'clock on the Saturday before Easter - note, I actually did call and make a doctors appointment earlier in the day, just to be safe, but they couldn't fit me in until Monday-) and feeling defeated, Jacob suggested we try a tiny bundle of freshly crushed garlic wrapped in a piece of paper towel in my outer ear, just to see.
Let me just say, fresh garlic in your ear, even through a paper towel, stings like the dickens and burns like fire! For about 10 minutes. I don't think this would work with kids.
Then, miracle of miracles, my infection started to shrink! I felt different emotionally, like I had a tiny little warrior on my side inside my head, brave and brassy and ready for combat, and I could feel the infection drawing back in surprise and confusion. Over the next half hour, I felt the swelling in my ear and jaw diminish to about half the size! Amazing. I fell asleep and woke up just 20 minutes ago to replace my garlic bundle, which brings me back to the stinging and burning and thank you Jeanne, for letting me use your Netflix account to distract myself with the BBC documentary The Lost Kingdoms of Africa.
As for me, I'm feeling great. I have a little heaven sent warrior in my ear beating up the bugs that have infested my head.